Lions, did you know the average person spends 6 months of their life waiting at red lights? “Which is why I now keep snacks in my glovebox.”
ROAR STOPPER ALERT!
Service Saturday Crew – You Rock! Shoutout to the crew that turned Reaves Elementary into a Pinterest board which came to life this weekend. Bulletin boards? Nailed it. Doors? Glam-squad level. Books? Sorted like they were auditioning for “Most Organized Library.” You didn’t just decorate a school…you set the mood for an A+ year. And you did it without glittering. That’s real discipline.
AUGUST IS COMMUNITY PARTNER MONTH - It’s sales & renewal time…aka your once-a-year chance to get in on the sponsorship that keeps giving all year. 4 levels, perks at every event, and year-round recognition for businesses AND individuals.
KIDS ON THE LAKE: Rods Ready – LET’S GO FISHING - A fishing tournament just for special needs kids, where every cast is a win and every catch comes with a cheer squad! Help us spread the word in your church, neighborhood, or group chat…let’s pack the shoreline and make sure every kid leave’s with a story (and maybe a fish).
BOARD MEETING: BBQ & Big Girl Voices - I’ll be at the ‘important’ table, finally putting my weeks of Big Girl voice practice to the test… turning up the heat until it’s smoked to perfection.
Date: Wednesday, August 13
Time: 6:30 PM
Location: McKenzie’s BBQ
THIS WEEK’S PROGRAM: RAD - Women's Self-Defense
Last week was all football. This week? The ladies take the mic. Craig Favorat from the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Department is bringing the goods on RAD Women’s Self-Defense…practical, powerful, and maybe even a little bit of fun!?
The Hannahgram: Warning Label Edition - Caution: Contains concentrated sass, caffeine, and clipboard authority. May cause spontaneous laughter, increased productivity, and an uncontrollable urge to sign up for literally everything on the calendar. Side effects include: decorated bulletin boards, overstuffed supply bins, fishing tournament hype, and your name mysteriously appearing on the Service Saturday list. If symptoms persist, embrace them…and click the sign-up links before I track you down.
