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Hi Lions,

Why do I run late? I get distracted by my own brilliance…and then forget what I was doing.

ROAR STOPPER ALERT!  Halloween is over. The candy is gone (mostly). We’ve survived the week of ghosts, glue guns, and sugar-fueled chaos…and now we’re charging into November with the determination of a Lion who’s had just enough caffeine to be dangerous. We’ve got preschoolers to screen, raffles to win, and rivalries to fuel. Buckle up, Lions… it’s about to get loud, proud, and maybe a little bit ridiculous.

PRE-SCHOOL VISION SCREENINGS:  Grand Finale
The final curtain is dropping on the world’s tiniest divas. Two days left to check their vision, and survive the existential horror of realizing these adorable little monsters run the universe…least until nap time.
Dates: Tuesday, Nov. 4th and Thursday, Nov. 6th
Time: 9:00 AM (done within an hour or two)
Location: 2-preschools left
Sign-Up Link: click here ⬅️
And because we just can’t quit, we’re heading to the Community Assistance Center (CAC) for our next screening. Come for the service, stay for the free feel-good glow.
Date: Monday, Nov. 17
Time: 1:00 – 3:00 PM
Location: CAC - 1022 McCall Ave
Sign-Up: click here ⬅️
 
FEELIN’ LUCKY?: The Lucky Derby Has Returned
Start your engines and your daydreams… it’s time for our Annual Lucky Derby Car Raffle! You could be the proud owner of a brand-new shiny vehicle donated by Gullo Auto Group (up to $30,000 off MSRP). That’s right- $30K. Enough to make your current car look like it’s crying in the driveway. Other top prizes include: A $2,500 Cruise or Vacation Voucher - A San Antonio Riverwalk Weekend - A Pellet Grill/Gas Griddle Combo PLUS 24 other prizes, because we’re generous like that. Only 700 tickets at $100 each… that’s a 1 in 25 chance of winning. Those odds are better than your leftovers surviving the office fridge. Get your ticket. Do it for the thrill. Do it for the grill. Do it for the glory.
 
MEMBERSHIP DRIVE: Roar for More - 
CLUB DIVIDED 
It’s Lions vs. Lions in a full-contact membership showdown. Friendships will be tested. Bragging rights will be eternal.
Team Longhorns (Last names A - K): Led by Lion Charlie “Hook'em" Irvine

Team Aggies (Last names L - Z): Led by Lion Rich “Gig'em" Sproba 
How to earn points and eternal pride:
     *Post pics or social media shoutouts = Safety (2 points)
     *Bring a prospective member to lunch = Field Goal (3 points)
     *Turn in a new member application = Touchdown (7 points) 
Only two club meeting left before the BIG GAME on Nov. 19.  so recruit like your team's reputation depends on it....because it does! Let’s ROAR FOR MORE, TEAM!
 
District P&S Meeting: Sticky Floor and Such - Yes, it time for our monthly rendezvous at the fabulous District soiree, Wednesday, 11/5, 7:00pm at China Bear Restaurant, I-45 Houston.  You can always meet us El Bosque at 5:30pm, where the real fun takes place; then carpool with us to make a CNLC statement, of course. 
 
CONROE NOON AT NIGHT: The Return of the Social Hour You Deserve - We’re back, baby. By popular demand (and because we all secretly love a reason to eat chips for dinner), Conroe Noon at Night is happening again!

Date: Wednesday, Nov. 19
Time: 5:00 – 7:00 PM
Location: GuadalaHarry’s Bar & Grill – Downtown Conroe
Menu: Chips and salsa on us. Drinks on you. Regrets optional.   Come for the networking, stay because you lost track of time, and leave with a full belly and probably a new inside joke.

THIS WEEK’S PROGRAM:  Diabetic Essay Scholarship Contest  November is Diabetes Awareness Month, and we’re celebrating the smart way-with our Annual Diabetic Essay Scholarship Contest! High school seniors will take the mic, deliver their essays, and remind us why they’re the future (and we’re just trying to keep up with the group text). It’s inspiring, heartwarming, and probably the most wholesome thing you’ll do all week.

 

The Hannahgram:  Chaos and Accidental Brilliance
This week, I’ve been fully employed in the high-stakes fields of “judging my own life choices” and “perfecting the art of snack timing.” Still, I somehow manage to look busy, act professional on Zoom calls with my plants, and convince the world I have a plan…or at least a vague strategy that sounds impressive.
 
With Lion Love (and questionable life skills),
Hannah Medley
Club Secretary
2025-2026