Did you know football season calories don’t count if you consume them while arguing about whose team is better? I’m not saying it’s science…but it feels emotionally correct. Before we dive headfirst into chips, salsa, and spirited smack-talk, here’s what’s roaring this week and beyond:
THE BIG GAME: Longhorns vs. Aggies- WHO CLAIMS THE CROWN?! The photos are in. The guests have arrived. The applications are submitted. So now the only question left is…
WHO. WILL. IT. BE??
Team A – The Longhorns (Last names A–K) Led by Lion Charlie Irvine, who claims burnt orange is a personality trait.
Team Z – The Aggies (Last names L–Z) Led by Lion Rich Sproba, who firmly believes maroon runs in his veins.
Join us for the BIG PEP RALLY as Membership Chair Steve W. announces the winner and reunites our club-currently divided- into one big ROAR. Consider this our own Lions Civil War…followed by Lions Reconstruction.
CONROE NOON AT NIGHT: Let’s celebrate the Membership Drive in true Lion style: food, fellowship, friendly smack-talk, and attempting to explain to restaurant staff why our club is divided into barnyard-animal-themed teams.
Date: Wednesday, Nov. 19 Time: 5:00 – 7:00 PM Location: GuadalaHarry’s Bar & Grill – Downtown Conroe Menu: Chips and salsa on us. Drinks on you.
LUCKY DERBY: Car Raffle season has arrived!
Got your ticket yet???? It’s Lucky Derby Time... and someone is walking away with a brand-new shiny vehicle, donated by Gullo Auto Group, valued at up to $30,000 off MSRP. Wahoo indeed! The FIRST drawing is Wednesday, Dec. 3rd- so dust off your derby hats and get ready. Remember: It’s Lucky Be a Lady... Derby!
NO CLUB MEETING- Wednesday, Nov. 26th
Sad news: no meeting, next week. Good news: you don’t have to dig through last week’s laundry mountain trying to find your pin like it’s buried treasure. Enjoy the break, you glorious disaster.
THIS WEEK’S PROGRAM: Outstanding Youth Contest
Come cheer on these incredible high school seniors as they compete for scholarship dollars and bragging rights. They bring the talent. You bring the applause. Together we create future leaders!
The Hannahgram: Chaos, Grit & Game Week
Welcome to Game Week, Lions-tickets are flying like they’ve got a better social life than us, youth contestants are schooling everyone with their brilliance, and Longhorns vs. Aggies are circling each other like caffeinated housecats. Me? I’m keeping score…I just don’t understand how half of it works. Don’t ask me the math. Through it all, remember: teamwork is our magic glue. Show up, shine bright, and please try not to body-check anyone over membership points.
With Lion Love (and a referee whistle for this week's energy),
